QUESTIONS & ANSWERS: #7 Thru #14
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Q#7 : What is the single, #1, MOST important thing?
A: The TRUTH... and that people always tell it. Empires, nations, and friendships have fallen for no other reason than that people did not tell the Truth.
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Q#8 : Why does it seem so difficult to understand how--
A: Because you're mentally lazy and forgot how to think. And on those rare occasions when you actually do somehow seem to squeeze in 5 minutes to read your Bible, you don't actually THINK about what you are reading. You don't bother to ask any questions about what you're reading because... thinking is HARD! (But don't fret - the remote control to your TV set is only 2 calories away from your sofa!)
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Q#9: Why are you so arrogant?
A: I'm not arrogant. What I am is confident. However, people who lack genuine confidence frequently confuse the two and mistake confident people for arrogant people.
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Q#10: What is the single ingredient that all world leaders have had in common?
A: With the possible exception of Moses, they have all had plenty of confidence (Many, but certainly not all, have also been arrogant.)
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Q#11: Why do you believe in reincarnation?
A: Because without an understanding of it, The Holy Bible is incomprehensible. And anyone who claims to understand The Bible sans reincarnation is lying to himself (a.k.a. "intellectual dishonesty"). Once you apply the truth of reincarnation, most of the seemingly contradictory verses in God's Word can suddenly be reconciled with each other. Reincarnation has always been the most significant missing ingredient in understanding The Holy Bible and in understanding our circumstances here on Earth. "Am I gettin' through to ya, fella?"
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Q#12: Sometimes, you aren't very polite. Why are you sometimes rude and sarcastic? That's not a good look for a Christian.
A: That's because I'm not a good-looking Christian. I'm a genuine Christian, with a genuine personality. (Recommended Reading: 'BEAUTIFUL OUTLAW: Experiencing The Playful, Disruptive, Extravagant Personality Of Jesus ' by John Eldredge.) When I became a (Maverick) Christian, I was not automatically transformed into a Ned Flanders. Am I gettin' through to ya, fella? It's possible to be a Christian but not run around saying ""Hi-diddly-ho, neighborino". Okily Dokily?
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Q#13: Who put the bomp in the 'bomp-bah bomp-bah bomp'?
A: The same guy who put the ram in the 'rama-lama ding-dong'.
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Q#14: How many ways are there to leave your lover?
A: There must be at least fifty.
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Bless And Be Blessed!!
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~ Yoey A. McDogherty
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